This isn't really a post, it's a link to something awesome on the internet.
Chef Jacques LaMerde (very likely a pseudonym, given the name means Jack the Sh**) has an Instagram so awesome I almost want to subscribe to Instagram. Almost. Using tweezers, liquid nitrogen, and (likely) professional chef know-how he (or she?) spectacularly plates and photographs American junk food. The results are fantastic. Don't forget to read the hilarious commentary.
|The most beautiful Hot Pocket I've ever seen.|
|A screen capture of one creation involving Dunkin Munchkins and Oreo birthday cake soil.|
Go here to check out the fun for yourself.